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饭堂英语(1):英语写作中部分常见病例(三之一)

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杜欣欣
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土干是蓝的。
上一下王伯庆照片好吗,很想看,哪怕闪一下,我可在这儿等着呢。。。

Originally posted by [i]三川[/i] at 2006-7-31 04:52 PM:
对,像兰若MM那样闪一下。

我已经暴露过我的性别,愣是没人注意过。
尚能先生,我一收到您的照片,就把它当主席像挂起来。黄杨还E我一张照片呢,
一表人才。我也有王伯庆的照片。
我倒是想上狱照,可惜我总..



   
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SUPPORT, SUPPORT, IT IS VERY USEFUL ESPECIALLY FOR 菜鸟 LIKE ME!!!!! THANKS!!! 🙂


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土干头一次在华夏出现,就已经清楚说明自己是男的啦。老尚,如若不信,可和他进行一次照片互换。



   
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Originally posted by [i]三川[/i] at 2006-7-31 11:52 AM:
对,像兰若MM那样闪一下。

我已经暴露过我的性别,愣是没人注意过。
尚能先生,我一收到您的照片,就把它当主席像挂起来。黄杨还E我一张照片呢,
一表人才。我也有王伯庆的照片。
我倒是想上狱照,可惜我总..

随  笔

                 心 曲

                ·土 干·

。。。。。

  在这物欲横流,明星泛滥的年代里,这种用爱心组成的家不能不让你深思和感动。我希望我没有外貌这层美丽的光环来吸引我的丈夫,我想象将来我形如骷髅时,我的丈夫还肯同我一起外出散步。我渴望着心曲的沟通,让心中爱的歌回荡在我的家中,回荡在我的婚姻里,直到我们都离开这个世界的那一天。


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疲劳:)

土干,您自己说吧,这么长时间了......



   
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尚能先生,
终于见到英雄了。谢谢。您长得真智慧,正如我长得很朴实。

八爷,
不是这篇,我的每篇文章和我本人相差很远,只有《土城》比较近。即便是随笔,
我也施行一点烟雾弹,看来效果不错。

欣欣,
我上一张王伯庆的照片,这不是他E给我的。他写了第一篇文章后,我给过他E,
他也回我E了。后来,我再给他E时,他就没有回,可能是他的粉丝太多,忙不过
来了。他现在是名人,出书了。但是,他的最好的文章都不在他出版的书里,可能
不适合国情。


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>>我深信使用语言跟科学研究一样, 正确性(correctness)与创造性(creativity)是相辅相成而非互为消长的.

Here I thought 正确性 was self-rightness. 🙂



   
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谢土干!

他最好的文章都在华夏上。

从外形看,他没有让我失望:wink:,但是过于斯文了,不够FUNNY~~~~



   
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Originally posted by [i]令胡冲[/i] at 2006-7-31 05:57 PM:
>>我深信使用语言跟科学研究一样, 正确性(correctness)与创造性(creativity)是相辅相成而非互为消长的.

Here I thought 正确性 was self-rightness. 🙂

令狐,谁说不是呢!:P


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Originally posted by [i]三川[/i] at 2006-7-31 05:48 PM:
尚能先生,
您长得真智慧,

潜台词是:您长得真丑。。。:lol:

要想看集智慧、朴实、酷毙帅呆于一身的蓝人,那就请老八上玉照吧!:)


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Originally posted by [i]尚能饭[/i] at 2006-7-31 06:12 PM:

潜台词是:您长得真丑。。。:lol:

要想看集智慧、朴实、酷毙帅呆于一身的蓝人,那就请老八上玉照吧!:)

她长得很有气质--客气的托辞,是否是美丽之代词,不知道:wink:



   
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欣欣,
您要说王伯庆长得斯文,那尚能先生长得就更斯文了。
尚能先生长得明亮,脸部轮廓非常好,我还注意到他也有健美的小腹。如果您见到
他时,发现他肚子突出了,那就是这半年长的膘。
尚能先生个子不够高,皮肤不够黑,头发不够白,体型不够胖。


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>>尚能先生个子不够高,皮肤不够黑,头发不够白,体型不够胖。

Really? I thought he was 70 something. The skin depth of his face almost can match Li Ao's, just a little bit thinner than mine. hee hee:))

Sorry, just kidding. Did your guys really meet up with each other? 🙂



   
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Originally posted by [i]三川[/i] at 2006-7-31 06:23 PM:
欣欣,
您要说王伯庆长得斯文,那尚能先生长得就更斯文了。
尚能先生长得明亮,脸部轮廓非常好,我还注意到他也有健美的小腹。如果您见到
他时,发现他肚子突出了,那就是这半年长的膘。
尚能先生个子不够高,..

悔之晚矣,不该给你发去的,现在您把它当动物标本来描述啦!:lol:

如果当年不是因为这个“个子不够高”,恐怕今天写这恋那恋5的素材,便取之不尽,用之不竭喽。。。:laugh:


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Originally posted by [i]令胡冲[/i] at 2006-7-31 06:31 PM:
>>尚能先生个子不够高,皮肤不够黑,头发不够白,体型不够胖。

Really? I thought he was 70 something. The skin depth of his face almost can match Li Ao's, just a little bit thinner than mine. ..

Skin depth has nothing to do with one's age--the mere fact to back up your own claim, right?:laugh:


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