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心碎,在荒岛,跨入天堂门槛

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杜欣欣
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中国呢?

----如果将两男一女放入无人荒岛,他们各来自英国,前苏联,法国,西班牙,两周之后又如何?

英国:各处一方,还未打过招呼。

前苏联:男人在喝酒,问及女人:“群众正在地里劳动”

法国:一男在种花,问及另两位:“这星期轮到他了,他们出去度假。”

西班牙:只有一个女人,问及男人:“他们决斗了,一死一伤。”



   
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Originally posted by [i]wxll[/i] at 2006-8-23 03:45 PM:
中国呢?

----如果将两男一女放入无人荒岛,他们各来自英国,前苏联,法国,西班牙,两周之后又如何?

英国:各处一方,还未打过招呼。

前苏联:男人在喝酒,问及女人:“群众正在地里劳动”

法国:一..

先磨来发挥吧,比如长指甲之类的:D:D:D



   
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中国呢?

中国:两个男人忙着盖房子,女人哼着情歌做饭。


越老越小,小到没了。


   
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布什去非洲访问,下了飞机异常兴奋:“啊,我不知道这里竟有这么多的African Americans。”


因为我和黑夜结下了不解之缘 所以我爱太阳


   
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Originally posted by [i]独善斋主[/i] at 2006-8-23 03:50 PM:
中国呢?

中国:两个男人忙着盖房子,女人哼着情歌做饭。

盖房子的是斋主和尚兄:wink::D



   
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Originally posted by [i]thesunlover[/i] at 2006-8-23 03:52 PM:
布什去非洲访问,下了飞机异常兴奋:“啊,我不知道这里竟有这么多的African Americans。”
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中国:一个男人做了主子,另一个做了奴才。女人管着奴才,伺候主子。


签名散见于信用卡帐单


   
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那么显然女主人也有了。

Originally posted by [i]杜欣欣[/i] at 2006-8-23 11:52 AM:

盖房子的是斋主和尚兄:wink::D


因为我和黑夜结下了不解之缘 所以我爱太阳


   
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恐怕不能再确切了吧。

Originally posted by [i]八十一子[/i] at 2006-8-23 11:55 AM:
中国:一个男人做了主子,另一个做了奴才。女人管着奴才,伺候主子。


因为我和黑夜结下了不解之缘 所以我爱太阳


   
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Originally posted by [i]八十一子[/i] at 2006-8-23 03:55 PM:
中国:一个男人做了主子,另一个做了奴才。女人管着奴才,伺候主子。
--现实主义,斋主是理想主义。



   
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爱太阳,你真好!


越老越小,小到没了。


   
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Originally posted by [i]thesunlover[/i] at 2006-8-23 03:55 PM:
那么显然女主人也有了。


爱阳,别急,我大喘气,话还没说完,那女主人唱的是“他们很丑,但是很温柔”但是还是被吓跑了。:D:D



   
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欣欣,你往哪儿跑?那是一个荒岛!


越老越小,小到没了。


   
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Originally posted by [i]独善斋主[/i] at 2006-8-23 04:01 PM:
欣欣,你往哪儿跑?那是一个荒岛!

这次可真得逃了,引火烧身呀:(



   
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