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[原创]小脚侦探

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黄杨
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闾中有妇,鼻尖,如雄鹰利准,足细,若三寸金莲。其行走疾如风,喜窥他人事。文革之中,因其嗜窥东窗,自充闾中治保。不经年,荣膺编外锦衣卫之职,有小脚侦探之誉。邻人恭称治保主任,不复知其姓氏。阶级斗争之中,曾冲锋陷阵,屡立战功。改革以来,世风多变。初,保甲之制,渐次式微,小脚侦探,倍感寂寞。继,清污扫黄,稳固社稷,小脚侦探复出,且宝刀不老。初试于扫黄运动,大有斩获。某一日,探得邻人之子秘阅颜色极黄之书,喜不自禁,急召同僚密切监视,复疾行至东厂搬兵。不旋踵,率锦衣卫返,俱获邻人之子及黄书。初,邻人之子极惊恐,嗫嚅而无声。小脚侦探厉色曰,汝阅黄色书籍,人赃俱获,夫复何言?闻言,邻人之子不复惊恐,示所读之书于锦衣卫,乃线装古籍《毛诗笺注》。锦衣卫略通文字,颇觉尴尬,赧然而退,斥小脚侦探曰,所谓黄书,乃内容淫秽之读物,彼所阅之书,乃主席诗词解释,实为革命经典,不可不察。



   
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尚能饭
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〉〉〉斥小脚侦探曰,所谓黄书,乃内容淫秽之读物,彼所阅之书,乃主席诗词解释,实为革命经典,不可不察。

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cleosong
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"编外锦衣卫" 😀 😀 老黄这舌头够厉害。



   
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黄杨
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谢二位赏阅,都是老段子。



   
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