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[center]The future is ours.....[/center]


因为我和黑夜结下了不解之缘 所以我爱太阳


   
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[center]"Bill, I want to be just like you."
"I like to be me too."[/center]


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[center]"You want a piece of me? Bring it on, bxxch!"
"Whatever!"[/center]


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[center]"You look lovely...try harder next time..."
"....You are so full of shit, now move!"[/center]


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[center]"You are such a lier!"
"What is Bill doing over there? What the....."[/center]


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[center]"Shut up! You moron!" [/center]


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[center]"You are going down, bxxch....."[/center]


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[center]Silence is gold.[/center]


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[center]What did I just say? Why did I say that? ..."
"Say no more bro.....been there, done that, got the T-shirt..."[/center]


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[center]"I told you so, I am telling you again, trust no lawyers except me and Obama!"[/center]


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[center]"What do you think about that ?"
"No bad bro... for $400.00, hahahaha"[/center]


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[center]" I am ready to change....."
"Change cloth I guess, it's about time, hahahaha....."[/center]


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[center]"I know Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton is me, Senator, you are not Bill Clinton. I will bring you down!"[/center]


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This one is so sweet 😆


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