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尚能饭
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[size=4]致冯潇MM

我叫尚能饭,是搞笑行家,逗乐能手。跟冷热兄狼狈为奸,在网上臭名昭著。绝大多数网友,都能大慈大悲,容忍咱哥俩儿,知道咱们口坏心不坏,嘴臭人不臭。廖康兄是我们大家公认的真君子,所以,他的《坝上雨潇潇》一文既出,拿他开涮的人“前仆后继”,当然我是始作俑者。复又胡诌小令,煽风点火,推波助澜。如果殃及池鱼,让您感到难堪,我向你负荆请罪。倘若你因此而怯来伊甸,我的自责将无法排遣。大家企盼你,我们欢迎你,快来吧!

我步凡草的《一剪梅》词韵,也诌一首,向您致歉,请您光临:

漂亮美眉数冯潇,虽不招摇,端的妖娆。
无奈隔洋路迢迢,歉语可飘,条荆难飘。

才女丛中一天骄,妹领风骚,兄诵离骚。
点火煽风尚能烧,想见葡萄,羞见葡萄。[/size]


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我也请罪报名的先!:smile::smile:
接下来应该是金凤吧?:confused:



   
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Originally posted by [i]youming[/i] at 2006-7-29 06:58 PM:
我也请罪报名的先!:smile::smile:
接下来应该是金凤吧?:confused:

应该是始作俑者吧?呵呵,我溜。



   
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冯潇MM,您还没来您的小照就进了老尚的皮夹子,我可听老廖多次提起您了。

一毛,握握手,做个好朋友!



   
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Originally posted by [i]afeather[/i] at 2006-7-29 07:12 PM:

应该是始作俑者吧?呵呵,我溜。

一毛:

您说是“真正的”始作俑者吧?:)

另,我让凡草把我的搞笑小令E你,天太热,懒得出门。:P


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潇妹妹,诚如尚兄和冷兄之所见(请见冷兄之大作<>,廖康是十分温和的君子。正如尚兄冷兄之所为,柿子拣软的捏。

老身在此先向你道歉,请妹妹转来。



   
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Originally posted by [i]杜欣欣[/i] at 2006-7-29 07:26 PM:

老身在此先向你道歉,请妹妹转来。

哈哈,不知道欣欣还会唱京戏--你还“老身”,你笑死老夫啦!:lol:


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冯潇是我山东沂蒙女子,可称‘豪迈’,哪里会像老尚等人说得那样小气。


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Originally posted by [i]冷热[/i] at 2006-7-29 07:14 PM:

一毛,握握手,做个好朋友!


冷热,
握握手,做个好朋友!问好。



   
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Originally posted by [i]afeather[/i] at 2006-7-29 09:04 PM:

是啊,那个自谓心如枯井,见了一群美女,握了几双玉手后文(情):P思泉涌的谁谁谁。:lol:

是不是武夷山中的枯井?:P



   
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Originally posted by [i]afeather[/i] at 2006-7-29 09:04 PM:

是啊,那个自谓心如枯井,见了一群美女,握了几双玉手后文(情):P思泉涌的谁谁谁。:lol:

得得得,一毛:您还嫌乱的不够,还来添乱?那我这道歉信不是白写了吗?:P


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尚兄多虑,潇妹妹才不会那么小家子气呢。大家不过是逗笑玩,逮个机会涮廖康罢了。谁让他是个大好人呢。

对了,潇妹妹快上来,咱还有个事求你呢。
咱有篇文章在山东一个网站上转载了,不知是那位如此厚爱。你如知道,请代老姐姐致谢。

毛毛,待会儿给你个短消息吧。



   
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想见尚哥,羞见尚哥,尚哥您先来张玉照?



   
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Originally posted by [i]查维成[/i] at 2006-7-29 09:42 PM:
想见尚哥,羞见尚哥,尚哥您先来张玉照?

维成:

你只可能“想见”,不至于“羞见”吧?:P

我不会贴图,真的想见的话,给我您的E址,我发一张给你。

对那些“羞见”老尚的人,恕我不能满足你们的好奇心--主要是怕吓死你们。:lol:


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