My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

- George Bernard Shaw

"Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable." - Woody allen

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.

- Edward Gibbon

"Life is one of the most important causes of death. "
Kocher, Gerhard

"Life is a loss of time. "
Kocher, Gerhard

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

- Oscar Wilde

The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.

- Robert Jackson

I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose an animal. I died an animal and I was man. Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?"

- Rumi, Jalal-Uddin

"I cannot afford to waste my time making money."

- Agassiz, Louis

🙂

I like this one, but I like to make money as well 😛

Originally posted by [i]晨思[/i] at 2007-8-7 19:18:
"I cannot afford to waste my time making money."

- Agassiz, Louis

🙂

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

- George Bernard Shaw

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

- Evan Esar

智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

- 出处不详

我喜欢短短的奇思妙语, 一句话顶千言.

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

- Sidney J. Harris